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Hammered This Christmas

by Ceann

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Our 2010 Christmas song giveaway. Special thanks to Brian Fitzgerald for his very Manheim Steamroller-esque violin work.

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I can't wait for this year to end
This cold is not a welcome friend
They say that new doors will open
When another one shuts
But it's cold enough to freeze my nuts

I think that I've had better years
I really can't remember worse
I was kicked in the face
Thrown away in disgrace
It's like a kung fu movie in reverse

I'm gonna get hammered this christmas
Man it’s going to be so great
I'm going tie one on so heavy
I'm drink until i can't see straight

I'm gonna get hammered this christmas
I'm going drink like you won't believe
Then I'll sober up in time
To do it again on New Year's Eve

I used to be the kind of guy
Who'd give a homeless dude my winter coat
Salvation Army means well
But I want to grab that guys bell
And shove it right down his throat

I guess I've lost the Christmas joy
Stood under mistletoe and was not kissed
Even if Santa was real
Would he still have his appeal?
Because let's face it he's a socialist

I'm gonna get hammered this christmas
I'm going drink til I fall on my face
Won't Santa be surprise
When there's a fire in my fire place

I'm gonna get hammered this christmas
I'll shout and curse until I'm asked to leave
Then I'll sober up in time
To do it again on New Year's Eve

So now we sing – to Seraphim
Say hey to God – apologize to him
For God alone – If God exists
If I had to guess – Is really pissed
At us, at us at us,…. At us

There used to be this guy named Christ
He used to party in the Nazarene
He cut down a fir tree
Bought his pops a TV
It was the biggest one that you've ever seen

That made all his other friends real mad
They nailed him up upon a cross
Now we celebrate greed
In a culture of "me"
I think the meaning of his gift was lost

I'm gonna get hammered this christmas
I'm going drink til I feel divine
I'm going call up Jesus
And have him turn my tears to wine

I'm gonna get hammered this Christmas
And think about the people I hurt
Buy me a fruit cake
So I can have my just desert

Now I'm going to get hammered this Christmas
It's the best thing I can think to do
And now that I'm alone
I've only got myself to screw

I'm gonna get hammered this christmas
I'll shout and curse until I'm asked to leave
Then I'll sober up in time
To do it again on New Year's Eve

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released December 22, 2010

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